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Waterskiing

Slang: (Aust.)
The act of being so thoroughly drunk that you piss yourself at the bar with your legs apart, while holding onto the handrail along the side.
Aussie 1: "Jeez mate, you look rough. Hard night?"
Aussie 2: "Too bloody right. I got so steamed last night I went waterskiing at the bar!"
Aussie 1: "Strewth! I bet that was a relief..."
Waterskiing by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008

Waterskiing

When your fingers skim the water in the toilet bowl while you are wiping your ass.
I went waterskiing this morning because i was late for class.
Waterskiing by Pathimself October 1, 2007

Waterskiing

When a woman attempts to form a relationship with multiple guys who are friends. Although the relationships are usually sexual they can also be close friendships.
Fuck this whore! She is waterskiing really hard!
Waterskiing by bud123456 June 16, 2010

Mexican waterskiing 

When one gets drug behind a vehicle of any sort refusing to let go. This usually happens behind ATVs.
Whoa look at Chuck!! After a few drinks he always wants to go mexican waterskiing.
Mexican waterskiing by novahickey November 6, 2009

canadian water skiing

When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.
Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.

water skiing

A subset of water sports, water skiing is jacking off two guys at the same time, while the guys are urinating and/or being urinated on.
This freaky chick I know was into water sports, so she went water skiing with two of my buddies
water skiing by briantech September 29, 2005