Wankclanger 

Its the drying coagulated spunk that you find in your hand on a Friday night, after passing out after having a wank.

I had a few to many bevvies last night, and woke up with a right nasty wankclanger in my hand.

Wankclanger by Roonie28 October 8, 2010

wankbanger 

An up-tempo pop song about masturbation.

As wankbangers go, ‘Love Myself’ is hard to beat. - Popjustice.com

wankbanger by jardinero April 17, 2016

Wankdanger 

(Waank-Dan-Gur) (N). An extremely offensive, egocentric person or thing.

My former boss was a real wankdanger.

Wankdanger by Ian VanSwaz January 31, 2017