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Wal-Martyr 

A conservative yuppy soccer mom who whines about having to do the grocery shopping. Her logic somehow withstands the fact that her poor husband works sixty-five hour weeks at a highly stressful job.
"Look at Gina, shopping whilst complaining of being overworked", says worker number one
"Yah," says worker number two, "Boy is she ever a Wal-Martyr!"
Wal-Martyr by liberalwizardtyler August 31, 2007
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Wal-Martyr 

A business that has gone out of business due to Wal-Mart
"Hey, can you go to John's Grocery and pick up some fruit?"
"No they closed."
"OMG! What happened."
"They were a Wal-Martyr."
Wal-Martyr by ll IRiSH ll May 1, 2009

Wal-Martyr 

A right-wing jerk who goes to the store and refuses to wear a mask. They usually then produce invalid paperwork declaring they are exempt from mask requirements. Also can refer to jackasses who insist on carrying an AR-15 into the store.
The lines were already too dang long, then we had to wait while security got into it with another dang Wal-Martyr who wouldn't mask up.
Wal-Martyr by UncaMo November 23, 2020

Wal-Martyr 

n. A person who refuses to shop at Wal-Mart based on principle alone
Trixie won’t shop at Wal-Mart because of the low wages they pay their employees and cheap Imports from foreign countries. What a Wal-Martyr!
Wal-Martyr by James Oxbow February 12, 2018

Wal-Martyred 

when a former wal-mart employee could not get anywhere(careerwise) while working their.
hey joe..i feel sorry for jimbob over their because he doesn't give big bertha(hr at walmart) greasy head for a better career or postition at wal-mart. he must be Wal-Martyred. joe is wondering what that yellow stuff is comeing out of his penis!!

Wal Marter 

Somebody who WalMarts- the act of doing annoying things in a public shop/line/etc..for example, stopping right in front of someone, bumping into someone and not apologizing, or teenagers who just don't shut up and move.
Ugh, our tour bus toured with a high school field trip, and while we tried to go sightseeing, they kept WalMarting us by walking slow and shoving each other! Stupid Wal Marters.
Wal Marter by WalMart'd Daily June 11, 2009

Walmartarian 

One who shops at Wal-Mart, usually overweight, using the handicap scooters. Most wear their pajamas at the store or clothes which are two sizes too small.
Eww, did you see that Walmartarian walking around with her fupa sticking out!!!
Walmartarian by puppymum November 30, 2010