Vulgarnism, the belief that the universe is a giant toilet bowl, and the great plumber will one day unclog the toilet bowl, and flush us through the spiritual pipe to the land of endless waste. The words of the great plumber are inscribed on a golden two ply toilet paper roll. The great plumber made us in his image, the image we are all too familiar depicted by every plumber.
The greatplumber manifested the great scripture of vulgarnism on the two ply golden toilet paper roll.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"