Vaginanusitis 

A woman may experience this when wearing underwear that is to small for her and pants that are too tight which results in her buttocks forming two cheeks and a camel toe at the center. Also known as "vagina-butt-butt."

I gained weight and when I went out I had major Vaginanusitis

Vaginanusitis by Chary_Let's Go Home September 18, 2012

vaginanitis 

a disease where your nuts shrink and turn into a vagina

Guy 1:Dude wheres jim at?
Guy 2:He's at home with a bad case of vaginanitis.

vaginanitis by Big Johnny G October 30, 2007