Upteen 

A common mispronunciation of the word umpteen, generally believed to stem from the relative nonemphasis of the "m", in regions which favor a southern drawl. Contributing to the misunderstanding are relatively low levels of literacy and continuing education among the largely oral-tradition culture endemic to the U.S.'s breadbasket, ironically.

"I done got upteen (sic) fishes down at Jeb's hole; I'm-a fixin' to cook them sumbitches up right quick."

Upteen by Enefesdi Varspooli Bhootpalamdi February 5, 2008

Upteen 

Word used to describe an approximate number greater than a dozen

Jade eyes sent me upteen emails today...

Upteen by Matadorrr April 13, 2005

Uptrenndian 

Uptrenndians- Are a smart, clever and passionate community, who keep each other, and the world informed, about the rising trends in the cryptosphere and get rewarded for creating original content - the opposite to a cryptoian

An Uptrenndian is a smart and clever person who helps keep the world informed on trends in the cryptosphere and gets rewarded for creating original content ....the opposite to a cryptoian

I’m a smart and clever Uptrenndian, the complete opposite to a cryptoian

Uptrenndain's are smarter than the average cryptoian

those Uptrenndain's are smart and clever and have nobl friends

Uptrenndians are not fxxking cryptoians

Uptrenndian by totally nobl September 25, 2019

Upeen 

Refers to the penis of a male accepted into the University of Pennslyvania. With the admission, said male's penis size and subsequently most females' thirst for him increase significantly.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear? Justin was admitted to UPenn."
Guy2: "Damnnn, now all the hoes are gonna want some of that upeen."

Upeen by Tbned April 16, 2021

Umpteenth 

1-Adjective used to describe an action or event that has been done or taken place too many times to count.

2-used to expect distatste for how many times an action has been done

3-Something women say a lot about men.

"Adam, you have complained for the umpteenth time! just eat the stupid apple, and i promise I will stop nagging!"

"Fine, eve, but for the umpteenth time: this is a bad idea." -eats apple-

Umpteenth by wordslinger88 July 1, 2009

umpteenth 

adj. pertaining to one in a succession of very many (Slang)

David is reexamining the cable connections for the umpteenth time

umpteenth by Fennie Lam August 7, 2006

umpteen 

A word that usually prescribes an uncertain number of occurances. This is usually said in the reference of the numbers 13-19 (hence the 'teen'), but it can be in reference to any number within reason.

Hence 'umteenth'

I got umpteen calls from this pranker yesterday.

I dyed my hair for the umpteenth time today.

umpteen by Cheezu$ July 25, 2003