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ultimate bae 

One is an Ultimate Bae when they goes above and beyond normal Bae qualifications. Such as but not limited to, getting you breakfast or flowers, or planning a surprise date.
Joey: Wow! Who brought you breakfast today?

James: Jennifer!
Joey: She's bought you breakfast everyday this week!
James: I know, she is ultimate bae!

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend

a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?

ultimatekaeyafvcker 

“ultimatekaeyafvcker posted on tiktok 😱”
start running.

ultimatekaeyafvcker 

They’re a tiktoker who posts genshin stuff they use they/them and are rather stupid love you!!!
K:have you heard of ultimatekaeyafvcker?
S:ya I follow them
ultimatekaeyafvcker by Cawq April 3, 2022

ultimatekaeyafvcker 

ultimatekaeyafvcker, a tiktoker who post mainly genshin content. their gender is fluid and their pronouns are they/them. a very concerning mutual, funny nonetheless. 👍 i i suggest staying many feet away at all times for your own personal safety and sanity !
ultimatekaeyafvcker is my favorite mutual, my fellow kaeya hater !
did you see ultimatekaeyafvckers new video ? it was mid tbh :/

ultimatekaeyafvcker 

ultimatekaeyafvcker, a tiktoker who post mainly genshin content. their gender is fluid and their pronouns are they/them. a very concerning mutual, funny nonetheless. 👍 i i suggest staying many feet away at all times for your own personal safety and sanity !
ultimatekaeyafvcker is so funny, i love their kaeya hate videos
did you see ultimatekaeyafvckers new video about how they hate kaeya ? i agreed thb, major w
ultimatekaeyafvcker is a certified silly goose :3 >0<