Tweaker time

When you're high on methamphetamine and you think only a short time has passed but it has been hours.

He's always late picking me up, he's running on tweaker time.

Tweaker time by Jamie Jane September 25, 2017

Tweaker Time

The immense and typically immeasurable time frame needed for the typical tweaker to complete ANY (yes, ANY!) task that they've set about to complete. Recipiants (sometimes referred to as 'victims') of said 'tweaker time' may be routinely subjected to exceptionally difficult positions placed upon them by the 'tweaker'. It is usually wise to push scheduling of important tasks to next week, or the week after, if in the presence of anyone under the influence of 'tweaker time'.

Glen: DUDE! How f*ckin long is that bitch gonna be inside Walmart!? She only had $6 and its been 45 minutes! (I think?) I mean, what is she looking at anyway with her tweaker time ass!?! MUTHER F*CKER!!

Covington: (while dilligently, yet hopelessly trying to pick out a good cd from the case) Huh?

Glen: Wow...

Tweaker Time by Have YOU seen my keys? July 28, 2011

Tweaker time

A time adjustment applied to meth users to account for the additional amount of time required to smoke additional meth and break focus from various projects before leaving the house.

He said he was coming at 5 pm but he's running on tweaker time so it's going to be closer to 6.

Tweaker time by RawrRemix September 18, 2021

Tweaker Time

Taking longer than expected, lacking time management skills, not being able to accurately depict the amount of time it takes to do something or be somewhere.

When some functions on tweaker time they lack concern for other people's time and mislead them on the amount of time it takes to meet or do something.

My neighbor was an hour late she has started to function on tweaker time

Tweaker Time by BLACKWOODSA January 12, 2024

tweeker time 

When a tweeker says fifteen minutes but it really ends up being three hours.

Where is that fool at? He's on tweeker time bro, he'll be back at 2 am.

tweeker time by thesensone June 15, 2011

tweekertime 

a very long span of very long waiting period because of a poorly guessed waiting time.

crystal beth told me to wait here fir five min but her timezone must be tweekertime cause its been three hours now

tweekertime by Random Graves September 3, 2017