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Twat Shuffle 

V. When a person is cycling between "dating" two different girls with equally dirty vaginas. Typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. A twat shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of Maury.
Ex. 1
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.

Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.
Twat Shuffle by CraigHayger November 4, 2013
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twat snuffler 

To bury one's face into someone's twat in a manner that results in a snorting sound.
Every time the cat snuffles her twat you can her the snort across the room..."that damn twat snuffler"
twat snuffler by G. Edward September 14, 2008

Twat Souffle 

"Hey, Kyle! I went down on Josh's girlfriend last night! Don't tell him but, it was a complete twat souffle!"
Twat Souffle by mgshears October 28, 2020

Snuffle twat 

A vagina that is lubed by spitting her own snuff juices onto it.
That bitch is so redneck i bet she has a snuffle twat
Snuffle twat by Bushman77 October 31, 2016