Turtalise 

To Turtalise is the act of avoiding new ventures/activities due to negative connotations such as Fear, Anxiety, Depression, Nervousness ECT..

Adjective; Turtalised Verb; Turtalisation

“Jimmy broke his leg playing soccer which let him to feel turtalised after it healed”

Turtalise by DreamaOfficial October 27, 2020

Turtise 

Combination of the words turtle and tortoise, commonly used as an insult. No actual meaning.

"You're a turtise"
or
"OMG, I totally just ran into a tutise on my way to the chess club. LOLz" *tear* LMAO

Turtise by Luke Dobney March 13, 2008

turtalicious 

Something that contains the greatness of a turtle.

Ellen:I love this website!
Elizabeth:I know! It's pretty turtalicious.

turtalicious by Elizabeth and Ellen August 9, 2008

tortalize 

(v.) to jack or gank

I need to tortalize me a 63" plasma.

tortalize by Ebuc Nepo October 14, 2005

turtlism

A disease where a person sits alone, listening to the sea while studying turtles. They will write many poems about turtles. Write many love songs about turtles. Dress up like turtles. Turtles turtles turtles.

CAUTION! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS.IS.SERIOUS.

If you feel any of these symptons please consult your garden gnome...they will know what to do.

Chav 1:Hey, lets steal that old grannies purse!
Chav 2:Whoaw man, dont mess with that granny, she published poetry about turtles...she well has turtlism.
Chav 1:She well needs help innit.
Chav2:Yeah man, she needs to talk to her garden gnome.

turtlism by the.guy.in.the.turtle.suit. February 23, 2011

turtoise 

sexiest man on earth GIGACHAD

wow I wish I was turtoise, that man fucks hella bitches

turtoise by turtoise October 18, 2021

Turtlish

Like a turtle; having to do with a turtle

That turtle is so turtlish.
You are so turtlish.

Turtlish by Hobbitesk September 23, 2005