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F.R.I.E.N.D.S theme song 

so no one told you life was going to be this way your jobs a joke your love life's DOA away it's like you're always stuck in second gear but when it hasn't been your day week your month or even your year i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to fall) all be there for you (like i've been there before) i'll be there for you because your there for me to... your still in bed at 10 and work begins at 8 you've burned your breakfast so far things are going grate your mama told you there would be days like these but what she didn't tell you when the world brought you down to your knees that i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to fall) i'll be there for you (like i've been there before) i'll be there for you because your there to... no one could ever know me know one could see me your the only one you now what's like to be me someone to face the day with even at my worst i'm best with you..... yep it's like you're always like your stuck in second gear but when it hasn't been your day week month or even your year i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to fall) i'll be there for you (like i've been there before) i've been there for you because your there for me to all be there for you all be there for you because your there for me

Walter's Tree Service

A company that arrives a day late, usually takes money and leaves, and is owned by a cowboy.
I ordered Walter's Tree Service, they came a day late and didn't even cut anything down.
person 1: ''yeah you know alfie?''
person 2: ''yeah he's such a tree(s)''
Tree(s) by your._mum June 4, 2019

Tree's son

when a perons pp is so big that it looks like a baby tree
damn son whered you find that.

Tree's son
Tree's son by GiantPPMaster March 16, 2022

Dead tree's revenge 

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.
"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

Family Tree's 

it’s when you leave pee residue in the bottom of a cup and you THOUGHT it made the trash can in your dads bathroom and then he tweaks and finds the cup puts it up, and after 3 years he is fiendin for wax so bad he goes through the bathroom cabinet and finds the cup with weird old jelly pee so before asking anyone what it is or if he can do it, he does a dab of it.
Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's
Family Tree's by SlimeJGrxxn May 19, 2022