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paint the town brown 

The act of defecation.

Also referred to as free james brown, or raise a stink.

Feels good man.

This is also a way to describe what happens when the band 311 goes on tour, due the the extremely shitty nature of their so-called 'music'.
After a massive Tex-Mex dinner at El Cheko's, we slept hard all night. The next morning we funneled a gallon of hot strong coffee, after which it was time to paint the town brown.

painting the town brown 

Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness
"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."

painting the town brown 

Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness
"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."
painting the town brown by Jon Beech September 14, 2008

down town brown 

Very inexpensive weed, usually located in the inner city and used by People of Color.
Shit, that down town brown was only 20 dollars an eighth.
down town brown by Billy March 20, 2005

flint town brown

low quality brown marijuana that doesn't give a buzz grown and bought in flint, michigan
Man this ain't the chronic, this is that flint town brown.

Paint the town brown 

When your going out on the town and you know its gonna be a shit show.
"Fuck man we sure are gonna paint the town brown tonight".