Tortilinie 

A person who sells souls for discount prices.

Draper: "I lost my soul again!"
Betsey: "You should go buy one from Tortilinie!"
Draper: "NO, THAT BITCH STOLE MY CRACK RAT!"

Tortilinie by Tortilinie July 30, 2009

tortilicious

Of relation or pertaining to the study of U.S. Tort law

I love spending my Saturdays in tortilicious bliss.

tortilicious by JREX9000 November 29, 2010

tortilicious

What it means to be Brian Torti and all his sexual prowess

That guy with two chicks is one tortilicious kid.

tortilicious by Skoobstv October 16, 2008

Tortolini 

A slang term for a womans vagina, like everything else.

Nigel is eating some tortolini right now.

Tortolini by Greggoryistheman October 16, 2008

Tortalini 

NOT PASTA. word. means, well, word.

"im going to the mall tomorrow, wanna come?"
"tortalini!"

Tortalini by Sewa December 3, 2004

tortilinies

Tortilinies is a synonym for tities

"So how big were her tortilinies?"
"They were the biggest tortilinies I have ever seen"

tortilinies by Ludachrisbish June 1, 2016

El Sea Tortelini 

A term a British man uses to refer to a sea turtle.

I hate el sea tortelini
I do not care for el sea tortelini

El Sea Tortelini by tidalattorney January 11, 2024