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Small city in Central Te-ika-e-maui, Aotearoa.
Well known for Coconuts, teenage mothers,murders and P meth
People in toke like to kill children and woman. i geuss thats a combo of poverty, P and loss of culture. all you have is your family.
"Hey cuz, i been burnin P all day, lets go kill that motherfucker who knoced up my sis,ay?"
"no way, you seen his cuzzies? they fuckin hard az bro,hardest muthafuckers in tokoroa"
Tokoroa by Rosco B fenz October 18, 2006
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Meduim sized town popn 85,000 in Central North Island, New Zealand.
Exactly the same as all other small towns, riddled with P, fraud, and various other criminal types. Farming and forestry are its main sources of income. There are few tourists except those who get lost. The town has a giant tyre on the road when you drive through and that really is all that stands out. There are too many pine trees and swandris around.

Note: Aotearoa is not the name of our country,New Zealand is. A small PC minority wish it to be so. Those who attempt to call it the supposed 'Maori' name disrespect the contributions of the latest wave of migrants in the last 150 years, because lets face it, apart from killing half the bird species and burning the Canterbury plains, the earlier immigrants (but not the earliest), the Maori didn't do a damn thing except wipe out earlier migrants. They played almost no part in developing the New Zealand of today. Those who call NZ Aotearoa wish to overthrow the rule of law and desire revolution and the descent of our fair land into third world, non-European governed status in retribution for the beneficence of colonialism.
The stinking Marxists and anti-Muldoonists who illegally stopped the Waikato vs South Africa rugby game were bashed by myself and Maori bros from Tokoroa . The brown-skinned boys from Tokoroa being good New Zealanders, and I, were telling the stinking stalinist white liberals to fuck off and stop interfering in our lives. I was young and I and 'Toke' were punching for intellectual freedom.
Tokoroa by mongrelnick December 12, 2007

jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke 

The actual name of Scar from FMA, and he is the only person who can escape the Death Note.
Scar: My name is Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke!

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.
Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke 

what a coincidence. my name is also Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke
Yo wassup, I'm a tokoro. (Read: I'm a giant faggot, please rape my face)
Tokoro by Trolololololo September 14, 2010

Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke 

I bet you think i copy pasted this.Well i typed it all out.
Waa! Waa! Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke hit me on the forehead! Waa! Waa!