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Toasted Tomato 

When you do anal and give an anal dick rash
I stuck my dick in her bum and have her a toasted tomato.
Toasted Tomato by SmokingJesus101 September 3, 2016

toasted tomato 

When doing anal and one obtains a toasted tomato (anal rash)
I was doing anal with my girlfriend last night and accidently gave her a toasted tomato.
toasted tomato by GangbangGrandma August 29, 2016

toasted tomato sandwich 

A delicious sandwich!!

1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good

toasted tomato sandwich 

quite possibly the most powerfull aphrodesiac known to man, partly because it is so delicious, and partly because it is so easy to make, and partly because it hits the spot when you are high
toast bread
spread mayo on the bread
put tomato slices on bread
add salt to taste
kick ass sandwich
dude, im so gone, lets make like 32 toasted tomato sandwiches!