Thunder Sack

Thunder sack is when a man is sitting down, and blows ass so hard it rumbles his balls.

I was sitting on the couch the other day, and made a nice thunder sack.

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thundersnacks

the hunger you feel after being woken up by a thunderstorm or the hunger you feel after a long day of storm watching

"Did you hear that storm last night?" "Yeah I did, it woke me up and I had some thundersnacks."

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After male orgasm, he waits a little bit, pulls out and smacks the female on the face with his dick, that is covered in his/hers juices

After sex, I told my girlfriend I had a surprise for her... after fucking her I gave her an Alabama Thundersmack

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Mary thunderjacked Susan's bridal shower by announcing her own engagement during lunch.

thunderjack by Boogie78 November 7, 2011

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A fat black nasty Alaskan Nebraskan bitch cums in ur mouth but has lung cancer so when she sucks ur dick ur little white dick turns into a BBC.

“Hey Kilian how was ur Nebraskan Thundersuck n’ Fuck go last night”
“John ‘Sauce’ Bender was a delight but now I have an inverses dick

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