The White Whale 

An an act in which while the girl is laying down you bust a nit in her mouth then proceed to drop kick her so is shoots out of her similiar to a whale blowing out of its blow hole.

The fat bitch was getting out of hand so i had to perform the white whale.

The White Whale by muhammed the 7th July 28, 2006

Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.

He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!

Harpooning the White Whale by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010

making whale noises on the big white phone 

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.

Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

making whale noises on the big white phone by JV Biff July 19, 2010