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The Whirlwind 

A specialist fighting move, when used correctly able to administer-multiple high velocity smacks to all within your immediate radius. To employ the whirlwind clench both hands into fists and raise both arms at your sides and then spin on the spot. Spin as many times as you feel necessary to resolve the situation.
The whirlwind is a versatile move and can be used in a number of common situations, for example:

1. You enter a party and are instantly mobbed by guests trying to greet you... WHIRLWIND to quickly knock them all aside and allow you to attend to far more important matters.

2. You are standing among a group of people and they all ignorantly disagree with you or attempt to shoot down your idea... WHIRLWIND to punish the fools for their insolence.

3. A group of wannabe thugs enclose around you either trying to mug or bully circle you... WHIRLWIND to show these noobs who's boss and send them home crying to their mothers.
The Whirlwind by TheWhirlwind October 31, 2011
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Reap the Whirlwind 

A sexual position in which one partner is tied to a chandelier. The other partner is on a trampoline. Whatever penetration occurs is considered "fair game."
I was bored with doing The Ghost on my girlfriend, so we tried to Reap the Whirlwind.

whirling down the shitbowl 

Going to pot, going to hell in a handbasket; a way of saying that a situation or a person's condition is deteriorating extremely rapidly.
Mom's mind is whirling down the shitbowl; she always forgets to take her meds, she lies in bed naked all day, she has poopinary and pissinary incontinence, she won't even get up to get a glass of water.