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The Reedman 

When you go to a car dealership, with a ton of unsupervised and unlocked cars... (Specifically Reedman Auto World) and have lots of crazy sex in said unlocked cars.
I stopped at a car dealership today with my girlfriend and pulled the reedman when the sales person walked away...
or
Hey man, I pulled the reedman today... What do you mean? I mean i fucked your mom in a Tahoe when she took me car shopping.
The Reedman by BristolRx August 13, 2017
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the reesman 

1. the reesman is a crazy but hilarious girl who is loyal to a fault but is down for just about any crazy shenanigans you can come up with.
2. a short but intimadating chick that can stand toe-to-toe with the biggest baddest bully in the yard, and be the last one standing.
3. quick to anger but quick to forget; crazy girl but insanely smart, but uses that intelligence for bad rather than good...
The Reesman? Yeah I don't mess with that chick. She's KRAZI!
the reesman by thecyclone May 20, 2009

The Redman 

an act of bestiality in which the penis is lathered in peanut butter and/or other delicious substances then licked off by the household pet.
You: Fuck i was sooooo horny last night
Your Bro: Shit, horny enough to pull The Redman??
The Redman by Il Duce33 April 12, 2011

the redman 

a one night at flumpty's character that is formerly human because he drank lava, he can shut down electrical systems, hence why he can only be seen at the door, he acts like chica in the first game and the puppet in the second game.