When you have an extreme pull on woman where even after you dump they ass, they are stuck on you for at least 5 years, and become so obsessed they start creepin in ways you never thought possible.
To be the "Noah" of a group, means to be the member of any group who is the leastrespected and the most likely to succumb to verbal and/or physical harm.
A: "Wow (name of friend), you really suck."
B: "I don't suck nearly as bad as (name of the "Noah")!"