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The Lumberjack 

The act of taking a dump in the woods while yelling TIMBER!!! you should always dig a hole first so not to disturb the animals habitat.
Everytime I am in the woods and I have to do The Lumberjack...i always dig a hole first because I am a professional and I respect the animals.

The Lumberjack 

The Lumberjack is a sexual move in which a female administers a blowjob to a male who has allowed his pubic hairs to grow into an impressive bush. The female deepthroats the penis in such a way so that it looks like the male's pubic hairs are a large beard on the womans face.
"Dude, Nicole may look like a super babe, but she's the burliest, manliest hottie when she's giving The Lumberjack."
The Lumberjack by Getsuyobi February 29, 2008

The Lumberjack 

fisting a girl in the ass and vagina, in a lumberjack sawing motion.
in bed.. with a male/ feamle doing the fisting
The Lumberjack by candace April 7, 2005

the Lumberjack 

The lumberjack is a sexual finishing move, wherein a man is having sex with a woman doggie style. When the man is ready to finish, he wraps his legs around the woman and begins to chop her in the kidneys as though he were trying to chop down a tree. The goal of the Lumberjack is for the man to hang on until he finishes inside of the woman, while yelling "TIMBER!"
Eric was feeling especially kinky one night, so he decided he would pull the Lumberjack on Megan and chop that bitch down.
the Lumberjack by Bob Iveson November 10, 2008

The Lumberjack 

Friend of the group most known for leaving the fire to cut down trees and tend the fire.
Why is your friend cutting down a tree? Oh, he’s the lumberjack of the group, just let him be.
The Lumberjack by Uncle Samuel February 15, 2021

The Lumberjack 

The title given to someone who participates in an orgy featuring 3 or more generations of the same family, therefore "cutting down the family tree".
No way, Nick just had a foursome with Kayla, her mom, and her grandma. He is now known as The Lumberjack.
The Lumberjack by Thee Lumberjack December 8, 2022