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The Irish Door Knocker 

The act of pulling your pants down, letting your balls hang and slapping them back and forth repeatedly hitting each leg.
Steve and I were hanging out the other day and then he decided to whip out The Irish Door Knocker, fuckin' weirdo.

The Portage Double-Knocker 

When you hit someone in the testicles, in which they fall you give them the Titanium Teabag
I gave that dude that walked in The Portage Double-Knocker. He deserved it.

The Devil's Knocker 

Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?

Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.

Giles: Nice!

-or-

Sherry: You look tired today!

Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.

Sherry: Nice!

Knockers on the Knockers

In reference to when a woman has pierced nipples.
Petey: "So how was it?"
Howie: "Dude, she had knockers on the knockers and the man in the boat with anchor!"

laugh the knickers off me 

means quite literally...that you find a particular person so funny that they could have you giggling right into bed...

NB opposite of bores the knickers off me.
will ferrell could laugh the knickers off me...anyday...

You haven't scored until the knickers are off 

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...
What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".