The Kessie

Verb: To reach around your woman and pluck her nipples as if milking a cow, while doing her in the butt.

"Yeah, I made my wife feel like a real farm animal last night after I gave her the kessie)

The Kessie by MARXIST2232 July 22, 2009

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The Kesselman Effect

when a man appears more attractive than he actually is due to his unattractive friend group

Emily: "Hey Nat, do you think that boy is cute?"
Natalie: "No, I think its The Kesselman Effect"

The Kesselman Effect by disgustingggg October 3, 2020

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The Kessel Run

Having anal sex while watching Star Wars

Dude, I met a Slave Leia at ComicCon and we did the The Kessel Run. She was mad when I came before the opening credits.

The Kessel Run by The Drunk Nerds December 5, 2011

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