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The JoMoSenpai 

An absoloute legend streamer, known to be 8 ft 11 and built like a bear. His luscious lochs will surely distract those who lay eyes upon him. If the JoMo see's someone weeb shaming he will strike down upon thee with the might of a thousand gods.

Also known to have a incredible singing voice and could perfectly recite 'never gonna let you down by Rick Astley' on the spot.

(Also laughs like a dolphin but its kinky so its fine)
Person 1: “ wholy shit dude is that a fucking weeb, thats so weird.”
Person 2: “ careful bro, i heard The JoMoSenpai lurks around these areas, if he hears you saying that he'll slap the fucking shit out of you”
The JoMoSenpai by 020_RJ February 23, 2020

the joos 

Curvaceousnessnessness....
"The trick to getting the guys is two words, the joos" "whats the joos?" "All this curvaceousnessnessness "
the joos by Akrownimm March 15, 2017

The joosh 

A man who punches cones like Chris brown punches women
I just pulled a phat the joosh last night 12 cones later”
The joosh by Bigsneaky69 October 3, 2020

The Joost Effect 

When Joost Klein‘s music has a hypnotic effect on you and suddenly it’s all you are listening to even if you never listen to gabber before.
„Guys I normally only listen to genre xyz how did it happen that I only listen to Joosts music now?“
„It’s The Joost Effect. This happened to all of us“

Jmos the shark 

Jmos the shark is a dangerous killing machine and you would never want to be seen near him
Oh no it’s jmos the shark we gotta run

Jmos the shark is a killing machine!
Jmos the shark by Jmos the shark February 27, 2022