The Itchy-Scratchys

When using narcotic pain killers prescribed by a doctor, such as Morphine or Oxycodone. One unpleaseant side effect (Some people enjoy it too) is "The Itchy-Scratchys". This is when you feel itchy all over your body and face and sometimes it feels "So Good" or "Heavenly" to scratch the skin where it itches that you can break the skin and still want to scratch it because it itches so bad.

Wow, after taking one of my Morphine 200mg pills i have "The Itchy-Scratchys" like a mother****er!

The Itchy-Scratchys by Darrell Abott December 29, 2008

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The Itchy and Scratchy Show

The Awesome Cartoon In The Simpsons
Itchy The Mouse Always Kills Scratchy The Cat In A Tom & Jerry Parody

YEAH! The Itchy and Scratchy Show Is On!

The Itchy and Scratchy Show by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

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to scratch the old itch

kind of joke. It means to satisfy the need to sex.

I just want to scratch the old itch.

to scratch the old itch by amar90 September 10, 2010

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to scratch the old itch

It means to engage into Sexual intercourse

Dude my ex came by the other night just to scratch the old itch

to scratch the old itch by itchscratcher August 12, 2011

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