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The Harvey 

The best school on the entire planet. Fuck Pent Valley, fuck Brock Hill, the shit is happening right here.
The Harvey by Ant April 23, 2005

The Harvey Dent 

Born of alcohol, The Dark Knight, marriage and sexual frustration, and of course a dash of inspirational pr0n. Perhaps not in that exact order, but each one playing an equal part in the creation and execution of...

bThe Harvey Dent: /bWhen a man finds his wife or girlfriend asleep, then taking great caution not to wake her, he quietly positions himself close enough to her face that he can easily ejaculate on half of it while simultaneously screaming iRACHEL!!!/I as loudly as he can, over and over again, until his seed is completely spent.

Warning: The aftermath of a successful Harvey Dent can be a little bit awkward at best and a total disaster at worst, but when done correctly is epic wtfpwnage regardless. Have an exit strategy. Good luck and God Speed....
Some guy -iMy wife said she had a headache and was too tired to have sex last night. Not wanting to inconvenience her, I decided to wait until later that night and settle for The Harvey Dent instead./i

Charlie Sheen - iWINNING! DUH!/I
The Harvey Dent by Luvdoctr April 27, 2011

The Lee Harvey Oswald 

Just like president JFK’s assassination, The Lee Harvey Oswald is where during sex, just before climax the man pulls out and runs to the far side of the room then attempts to ‘snipe’ the girl in the head from his current position.
The Lee Harvey Oswald

“Bruh I just Lee Harvey Oswald the shit out of that bitch last night.”

The Steve Harvey 

When a woman shits in a mans hand during sex and the man wipes the feces on his upper lip, leaving a streak that looks like Steve Harvey's mustache. Once the streak has hardened onto the man's lip, he eats the woman out while moaning the number one answers from the most recent Family Feud episode.
Jen: "Have you done The Steve Harvey with your boyfriend yet?"
Pamela: "No."
Jen: "Oh, you're missing out."
The Steve Harvey by SatanWithoutHorns September 19, 2018

The Lee Harvey Oswald 

Compairs nicely to the controversal bullet in the Kennedy assassination, just during sex. The Lee Harvey Oswald occurs when the man pulls out of the girl and cums everywhere, landing in 3 or more places, how the bullet hit 3 different places on kennedy.
"That cum landed on the tv, the desk, and the mirror. He must be working the lee harvey oswald."

the steve harvey 

Congratulating or awarding someone in front of an audience, only to realize they are not the intended recipient; then, having to retract your congratulations, leaving them standing there awkwardly with a half-frozen smile on their face. Painful.
Sheila, Congratulations on being the top salesperson of the year!!! Here is your plaque showing our appreciation! Oh wait, this says SHAWN... Sheila was not the winner, and thus, the loser. Sorry for the Steve Harvey.
the steve harvey by CleverCleo March 31, 2016