The Firehydrant 

Pump a galon of water into a ass.. light a match and make the person blast the water to force that flame to destinguish.

There was a small fire in my apartment, luckly i gave my girl The Firehydrant. Firehydrant is awsome.

The Firehydrant by T Folkin it June 17, 2008

kick the fire hydrant 

the game of kicking a fire hydrant

step 1.) go outside and locate a fire hydrant
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied

kick the fire hydrant by SirStephen February 8, 2012

The Flint Michigan Fire Hydrant

When a girl is riding reverse cowgirl and pulls the man's knees up to her shoulders as he violently spews laxative induced volcanic diarrhea across the room. Commonly announced in conversation as the abbreviation, F.M.F.H.

Hey babe, since the owner of this Airbnb was being such a lying jerk, wanna do the F.M.F.H.(The Flint Michigan Fire Hydrant) on the kitchen counter before we leave?

The Flint Michigan Fire Hydrant by JBone9940 December 12, 2025