Texas Wig 

A high black hat worn by the KKK when lynching innocent black men. Worn to show contempt and also lots of allegiance to Hitler. Also, it shows that you like bats and if a bat tells you to do anything, like, rob a liquor store, YOU'LL TOTALLY DO IT.

"Let's put on our Texas Wigs and go kill some extremely innocent and photogenic black people, who I am prejudiced against not just through upbringing but free will as well!"

Texas Wig by Obdicut January 11, 2009

Texas Wiggly Smack 

The fine art of shaving your balls, letting the hair grow back just a little (typically a day or two) and then smacking someone in the face with your balls and then dragging them across the victims face.

The texas wiggly smack is best done while the victim is awake for maximum effect

Texas Wiggly Smack by the baby puncher October 28, 2009