Texas taper 

Splooge into a sleeping chick's open mouth the immediately slapping a piece of duct tape across her mouth waking her up

Larry gave Beth the ol texas taper last night.

Texas taper by Larry dickerton April 29, 2023

Texas Taper 

When you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls vagina and give yourself a haircut.

Boy: I need a haircut but I'm horny too.

Girl: Let me give you that Texas Taper.

Texas Taper by TresLC October 4, 2016

Texastater 

When your partner lies facedown on the bed With their ass in the air and you fill your hand with bacon bits form a fist, cover said wrist in ranch dressing and bbq sauce and slide it inside their Anus.

Baby girl roll over and let daddy give you Texastater

Texastater by Bone75 June 29, 2021