Testes Test

What you end up spelling when you're meaning to type "test" over and over.

Here is some sample text: testestest testes test

Testes Test by Solar March 11, 2004

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Test Of Tests

A working week in which all five days are occupied by exams. Similar to a test cricket match but indoors, and really, really boring...

Joe: It's week six of the term next week.
Tim: Oh yeah, we've got all our exams in that week.
Joe: Looks like it's gonna be a test of tests then.

Test Of Tests by Delfinator March 5, 2009

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Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

Breasties before Testes by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

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Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

Testes Satchel by Larry Finster December 27, 2009