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Two-man tea party 

When yourself and a partner urinate into your respective cups, switch cups, cheers one another and then proceed to drink one another's hot piss for sexual gratification.
Sally and I felt like getting real greasy last night so we emptied our big gulps in the parking lot and decided to have a two-man tea party right there in the car.
noun
Tea drank with no sugar or milk.
Joe: Hey man can I hit that coffee?
Jerry: This aint coffee, this is man tea!
man tea by lialee October 4, 2009
A type of iced tea that only men make and men can enjoy drinking. Made using powdered Tea mix such as Lipton or Brisk (none of that no-name weak tea). Place 2 or 3 times the recommended amount of powder in a pitcher and add water/ ice cubes (or Man Cubes ). Then stir once to dislodge the powder from the bottom without completely dissolving it. Then place in the Freezer while you make your food. When your food is ready Get the Man Tea and poor it over some Man Cubes then Drink.

the taste on a scale of 1-10 is Grit
This Man Tea is great cause I'm a man.

Its the Grit that makes this Man Tea so good.

This Man Tea is even better now that i have Man Cubes.
Man Tea by Flaaaggg September 27, 2011

Tea bucket man 

It means you are bitch who has no friends and you sell at every thing you do because you like cock and not the roster kind I mean that big juicy fat cock and balls and you just suck as a person
Tea bucket man by Yourmom69 June 30, 2022

Tea party Mandate 

Mandate of the Tea Party as drafted by Tea Party ruler Sarah Palin who aspires to soon be the Great Hegemon of the Earth
“The Tea Party Mandate:
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)

4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.

5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.

8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.

9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”

Tea With Mandy

An online Twitch community focusing on positivity and good vibes. Tea, Doggos, and Skyrim are common. Puns are both valued and frowned upon. The only build allowed is stealthy Archer. Canadians, eh?

Just a nice place to be. <3
Kiteh: What are you watching tonight?
Lucius: Tea With Mandy on Twitch, of course!