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tape job 

When someone's personality is so irritating and unbearable that during sex, you need to tape them over the mouth.
Dude, at least with a butterface you can put a bag over her head and continue. With this chick, you have to duct tape her to shut her up. What a motherf*cking tape job.
tape job by sunshinetellem April 11, 2011

Wicked tape job

When a male tucks his penis between his legs towards his anus and tapes his member in place...

gaffa tape and paper bag job 

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

Flying Frindle TapeJob 

The act of skydiving from a high elevation while receiving a hand job from another male with duct tape or another sticky substance (gorilla glue) around the palm of the male whom is ejaculating his male partner.
Guy 1: Hay Jim, what did you and your boyfriend do this weekend?

Jim: We performed the art of the Flying Frindle TapeJob.

Guy 1: What?...

(Jim Removes Pants)
Guy 1: Why is your dick wrapped in gauze?