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the kiss of poseidon 

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek
“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon

the kiss of life 

The sex position where the girl sits on the boys shoulders and her pussy is in his face, then he starts licking and sucking her pussy
Sammy: “jack gave me the kiss of life last night

Trinity: “Really I wish I could get the kiss of life!”
the kiss of life by Protoscan March 17, 2018

the kiss of death 

While in the act of kissing your partner you breathe in through your mouth sucking all the air from their lungs creating a panic state in fear of "death" while also arousing them.
(Girl) Was the the Kiss of Death?
(You)Yes it was.
(Girl)Do it again.

the kiss that keeps on kissing 

The kiss that keeps on kissing is also known as herpes.
Herpes. The kiss that keeps on kissing.

The kiss of Cyber Poseidon 

When your smartphone falls in the wc and Poseidon kiss your ass with a splash of water
Fuck, I get the Kiss of Cyber Poseidon during a match vs shit

The Kiss of Meth 

When two men spread there ass cheeks apart and forcibly press sphincter to sphincter. During this act one of the gentlemen will begin to flatulate filling the others bowels with his methane gas.
After William self-performed the Phantom fist he then proceeded to give his partner the kiss of Meth.