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Suckapotamus 

An individual that bears a striking resemblance to a hippopotamus, who has an addiction to complaining, and is plagued with the problem of just sucking at life in general. Such an individual is a cross between beast, Debbie-downer, Medusa, and an incurable migraine.
The party became exponentially more enjoyable after the suckapotamus left. If I had to listen to one more complaint, I was going to cut my ear off.
Related Words

suckapole 

A girl or a guy who is experienced in sucking dick.
"See that slut over there, she's a suckapole"

"When I was getting head from that girl the other day, I knew she was a suckapole just from the way she sucked"

"I just met this suckapole the other day and he had a mouth load"
suckapole by jffnike January 12, 2013

suckapore 

Singapore's real name.
Moron: Buy Nightmare on Elm Street from VCD shop lah!
ME: FUCK NO! I'll get the uncensored one from a place with REAL movies, like Amazon!
suckapore by horror_blood March 2, 2004
A "suckpop" occurs when someone sucks a penis too hard, their ears pop.
"Man she went down on me so hard, I'm certain she suckpopped at least twice"
suckpop by Sneakyjeff6969 December 13, 2016