Submergency 

An underwater emergency
To be under water, AND in an emergency.

The shark caused total submergency!

Submergency by Cobalt65 January 26, 2008

shemergency 

an unfortunate occurance that is both uniquely feminine in nature and very urgent.

Janice, cover for me! I'm having a shemergency and need to buy some tampons and Shout wipes ASAP!

shemergency by Alana Post September 11, 2005

sexmergency 

n. pl. sex·mer·gen·cies
1. A serious situation or occurrence involving sex that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate action.
2. A condition of urgent need for action or assistance regarding sex: a state of sexmergency.
adj.
For use during sexmergencies: sexmergency condom supplies.

Guy to his roommate: "Dude, you've gotta let me use the room tonight, it's a sexmergency!"

sexmergency by 'antha September 10, 2007

Slutmergency

(N) An expression used to describe a situation where one feels whore-like or skanky. Can replace the common expression "help" in many circumstances.

Slutmergency! I woke up to someone and I don't remember going to bed with them!

-or-
"He's so hot, I can't help but hop on his sexy self! Slutmergency!!"

Slutmergency by lmaowhat March 6, 2016

Shimergency 

An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.

PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."

Shimergency by Nick, the Mob Stopper May 19, 2008

subvergence 

Pronounced : sub-ver-jans. 1. To underestimate highly. 2. The integrity in twisting a lie unto the truth. i.e. when i was talking to the mailman, i subverged him that a volcano was about to erupt. 3. To deceive

noun: subvergence verb: subverge

"Dude, the guy i was talking to yesterday subverged me as if i were a low life person".

subvergence by Medicore Blast August 5, 2009