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Stribilize 

To act in a disgusting, unsanitary, lewd, and niggardly manner by doing things like spitting dip all over the dishes in the sink, wearing shorts and undershirts for five days straight to the point where you see black and brown skidmarks, whacking off on the livingroom sofa on to the cushions and blankets, bringing monkeys and other undesirable people into your dorm/apartment, and making messes and not cleaning up for weeks to the point where rodents,pests, and critters start infesting the place, etc.
Dude, you nasty fuck, you stribilized the place.
Stribilize by Poop Bandit May 23, 2008
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strobelize 

To do or say absolutely nothing at all; to pretend nothing is happening and become less aware of other's actions.
-Jimmy- Hey what's Tom doing later?
-Jacob- Oh, he's gonna strobelize.
strobelize by jon m <own3d June 10, 2008

stabilizers 

the metaphorical brakes that a girl can apply to the progression of a relationship with a close friend, usually in the friend zone, usual due to the irrational nature of the mind of a girl.
"has Jeff got himself a sweet and sticky surprise from Amy yet?"
"nah, she she's keeping on their stabilizers"
stabilizers by bastante March 10, 2013

Stabilize the Bed 

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up
"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
Stabilize the Bed by toby69420 October 17, 2017

stabilized 

Euphemism for "Died" among paramedics.
Bob: How'd your patient with the chest pain do?
Al: Uh, he stabilized after a couple of hours.
Bob: Bummer!
stabilized by NMBurnout May 29, 2005

Strybelize 

When someone talks fast
That fast-talking teacher and salesman is talking too fast, he is strybelizing, he shouldn't strybelize anymore, I have a headache from listening to him.
Strybelize by someguywithaheadache October 21, 2010

starebilized

Not to be confused with stabilized, being starebilized is when you find yourself stuck staring at something (or in most cases, nothing in particular) and can't seem to look away.
Are you actually looking at something, or are you starebilized?
starebilized by pixeleight December 4, 2010