Stretch nuts

An intimidating name to call somebody.

Derrick- You coming to my party later?

Rob- You think i'm gonna turn down pussy and beer? Of course i'm coming!

Derrick- Okay... But stretch nuts over there isn't invited!

Stretch nuts by B-rizzleee January 31, 2010

Stretch Nuts

1. A nick-name for an individual with an unsually large scrotum and/or testicles.
2. A nick-name for an idividual with an unusually pliable scrotum.
3. An endearing term for a good buddy.
4. A term used to describe a courageous individual.

"Wow," said Jill. "Jay has massive balls! No wonder they all call him 'Stretch Nuts'!"

All the girls called Jay 'Stretch Nuts' because he could stretch his sack the whole way around his kneecaps.

"Hey Stretch Nuts! Let's have a beer guzzling contest!"

"Man! That Jay is a real stretch nuts. He's got huge balls! Certainly not a nutless wonder like Bill..."

"Certainly it is known that Testiclese, the hero of ancient Grecian lore, had a massive ball sack. He was often referred to as 'Stretch Nuts' by his closest commrades at arms; not only because of his courage, but also because of his ample scrotum."

excerpt taken from:

'Testiclese and other Stretch Nuts of Ancient Mythology;

The lore of the heroic Scrotum in Western Europe'

Stretch Nuts by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle February 4, 2012

Stretch nuts

Noun. Really bad dis for a guy who’s still a virgin.

Hey stretch nuts! When are you going to lose your virginity?

Stretch nuts by B-rizzle November 21, 2018

Stretch Nuts

Shaggy 2 dope's alias. Stretchy nuts

All Hail Stretch Nuts!

Stretch Nuts by KasIsAss April 16, 2024

stretchnuts 

Usually used as an insult, it basically means someone that can stretch his scrotum very far off his person.

Logan is such a fuckin stretchnuts

omg yeah so is frank, its like a gay fetish

stretchnuts by goatmaniso January 4, 2008

stretchouts 

flat sheet developments used in drafting/manufacturing

Rene: this job is hot, We need to put these stretchouts on the fasttrack.
Ryan: yeah, okay, flash.
Kurt: We aren't getting much quoted because we are doing our stretchouts!

stretchouts by chachimac March 16, 2004