Stress poop

Also known as "stress poo" - It is the act of pooping under incredibly stressful and/or nerve-wracking situations.

"Broha, I'm so nervous awaiting the arrival of my long lost cousin that I'm going to stress poop."

"My parents got a divorce in seventh grade and it caused me to stress poo every morning."

"It's finals season; the forecast is zero sleep and monster, with a high chance of stress poo."

by CaffeineLizard July 22, 2013

poop stress

When you really have to poop, but there is no restroom available. Often encountered when living with multiple people in a one bathroom home. May or may not be accompanied by prairie dogging.

"Where's Scott?"
"I think he's sick."
"Probably just a little poop stress."

by Dartos November 16, 2011

poop stress

Similarly to hoop stress, poop stress is the result of an internal pressure acting on a thin walled pressure vessel. The internal pressure is usually due to grade F fast-food diarrhea or the buildup of dairy queen fart gas.

It should also be noted that the temperature in the vessel is directly proportional to the pressure incurred. see hot shit

Damn, i have the gnarliest poop stress from those jack-in-the box tacos I ate last night.

by hotcarmine February 21, 2011

Stress pooper

someone who poops when stressed for relief and/or enjoyment ;when stressed may compulsively consume laxatives,prune juice and bran

i have all these exams i need to calm down maybe with some fiber and a toliet. What? im a "Stress pooper"

by rollinginthetoliet October 13, 2011

stresspool

Derived from the word cesspool. Having to do something or go somewhere that will cause you to have a large amount of stress in your life.

My job is a stinking stresspool!!

by Anella Harmeyer March 19, 2008