Straw 

Someone that is very attractive and you would be very much unopposed to engaging in sexual congress with. Akin to boning,banging, tappin dat ass, knockin boots, making the beast with two backs (shakespeare reference y'all)

She's a mighty fine straw. Too bad I'm strawless in Seattle.

Straw by Mookie123456 September 1, 2010

Straw 

A vape.

“Give me a straw, I fancy a bump.”

Straw by DragonLadyDragon December 30, 2019

Straw 

An albedo simp

No♡ straw albedo is nasty, he is literally chalk

Straw by Brynn's best friend February 3, 2022

Straw 

A THING WITH 1 FUCKING HOLE!!!!!

Idiot: A straw has 2 holes
One smarty Boi: REEEEEEE THE STRAW HAS 1 HOLE

Straw by OneSmartyBoi January 31, 2019

Straw 

Someone who 'sucks up' to their boss to get ahead.

Mike just bought the boss a coffee. He's such a straw.

Straw by Ottmonster July 14, 2021

Straw 

Nipples

Nipples are straws.

Straw by GlizzySnackums February 9, 2022

Straw 

A penis that is not circumsized

My straw is so weird looking dude!

Straw by Penispalooza June 22, 2014