Straight-shooting

Eating while on the toilet in order to multitask or save time

i have started straight-shooting my morning oatmeal to save time after I wake up.

Straight-shooting by ShonnGreen July 27, 2016

straight shooting son of a gun 

Someone who tells you things in a straight fashion or in an honest way. they don't lie about that situation

person 1: that shirt is very ugly on that person
person 2: use the straight shooting son of a gun method on him so he understands

person 1: yeah i gotta do that

person 2: that would be the best thing to do

straight shooting son of a gun by south side creepers December 4, 2017

SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) 

A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.

Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.

SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) by GimpyLeg August 11, 2021

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend 

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).

Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020

straight shootin son of a gun 

as used in the song by Three Dog Night, Joy to the World.

You know I love the ladies, love to have my fun, I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider. a straight shootin son of a gun ...

straight shootin son of a gun by Rainbow Rider July 6, 2023