Story bro 

The one bro in a group of bros who decides to stay sober and collect stories from the night, he/she is a good story teller with a good memory and isn't afraid to slightly stretch the truth to make stories more enjoyable. This bro is then entitled to tell said stories to other bros who were not around at the time.

Bro 1: Hey man so what did you guys do at that party last night?
Bro 2: I couldn't tell you man I don't remember a thing!

Bro 1: Oh damn must have been pretty wild then...
Bro 2: For real bro, ask Jason! He's our story bro.

Story bro by Inkpw2 December 26, 2011

cool story bro 

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.

Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)

Person B: cool story bro

cool story bro by a1b2c3d4e5 January 5, 2009

cool story bro 

An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."

cool story bro by Geneva H February 7, 2009

cool story bro 

when someone tells you a boring story you don't wanna hear

person 1 "I went to the shop last night"
person 2 " cool story bro"

cool story bro by Princess barbie doll 101 February 6, 2018

Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again. 

This meme is used to make fun of peoples BS storys.
Dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part.

DougieWouggie - I lost my virginity to Megan Fox and then she sucked me off while I was asleep.
Stephon - Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
This meme grew from the site "gamekiller.net".

Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again. by Stephon_GK. May 16, 2011

Funny Story Bro. 

The way you begin your story when you are about to lie to your friend or make an excuse.

Example1:

Christian: So Philip told me that he saw you watch a movie with my sister last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro....

Example2:

Jordan: So I heard you slept over my girlfriend's house last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro...

Funny Story Bro. by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011

cool story bro no one cares 

When your opinion is irrelevant.

hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.

cool story bro no one cares by megsmellslikepineapples September 13, 2016