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Cute Story Hoe 

Similar to the phrase Cool Story Bro yet directed towards a person of the female gender. This sarcastically used phrase indicates one's disinterest or apathy towards said female's pointless and/or uninteresting story.
Girl: So the other day I was shopping and found the cutest outfit ever!

Boy: Cute Story Hoe~
Cute Story Hoe by ABloodyTeaParty August 31, 2011

cool story hoe 

When a hoe tells you something you don't care about. It's like "cool story bro" but for them hoes.
Ugly Hoe: Hey, I think your car is hot.
You: COOL STORY HOE.

You: Just benched 400 lbs.

Hoe: Cool story bro.

You: Cool story hoe.

Snapchat Story Hoe 

Someone who posts large amounts of unnecessary pictures and sayings.
Dennis is a Snapchat Story Hoe, he won't stop posting stupid shit.
Snapchat Story Hoe by Necrofeliac January 16, 2017

Store Hoe 

Someone who does not have a preferred store to shop at.
Question: Reggie what is your favorite store to shop at?
Answer: I'm a store hoe, don't really have a favorite store.