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steam cleaner 

Evolved from rug muncher: a steam cleaner is one who performs cunnilingus with abnormal enthusiasm, therefore having an effect on the pubic hair similar to that which a steam cleaner would have on a rug.

Usually a term reserved for dykes.
Girl: "wow that bitch is a steam cleaner"
Steam cleaner: "slurp slurp"
steam cleaner by dougdougdoug November 14, 2007

Steam cleaner 

When you put your bare ass into someone's shower and drop a stink fart, then hold the shower curtain or door tightly shut, trapping him/her with the odor.
Last night, my husband trapped me in a dutch oven, so this morning I paid him back by giving him a steam cleaner in the shower!
Steam cleaner by JankyWife05 November 26, 2016

Rocky Mountain steam cleaner 

After giving a girl a Hot Carl or Cleaveland Steamer, having the gentlemanly courtesy to clean her off with a stream of hot piss.
Sandy was such a shitty mess after last night, that I gave her a Rocky Mountain steam cleaner just to be able to look at her again.

cleveland steam cleaner 

The act of pissing the shit off your partners chest after performing a Cleveland Steamer.
"I knew her roommate would be home soon so I called Stanley Steamer to see if they do Cleveland steam cleaners... They don't"

Staunton Steam Cleaner 

When seeing someone's laundry, you take a clean, folded shirt, and shit diarrhea all on the inside of the shirt. Fold it back, and then watch as they put it on.
Man, Lance would not leave me alone, so I gave him a Staunton Steam Cleaner.
Staunton Steam Cleaner by gapballer7 February 22, 2011

Boston Steam Cleaver 

Similar to the Bostom Steamer with a slight twist. After the saran-wrap is applied to the face of the person, you then proceed with an upercut to the anus.
The girl received a "Boston Steam Cleaver at the Fraternity Party this weekend. Her face smelled like shit and she walked funny for a week.