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(verb) To perform oral sex on a woman. Origin: a spelling mistake in an IM transcription of a well known bad joke.
spone by mt123 October 19, 2007
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Originating from youths with simply way too much spare time. Is the act of playing with the back of someones head. Usually an affectionate act, although you can use a phone book or waffle iron if you feel creative.
He was sponing the back of my head. And it felt good...

I'll spone that fucker with my two-by-four...
Spone by Wisemoose December 22, 2004

spone nigga 

“Aye?”
“Yeah.”
“Why is that nigga slumpt in the cabinet?”
“He’s a spone nigga.”
spone nigga by DuttNigga May 19, 2019

spone a nobe 

pot slang meaning "smoke a roach"
spone - verb - meaning "to smoke"
spone - noun - meaning "joint"

nobe - noun - meaning "roach"
nobe - verb - meaning "to extinguish a joint, creating a roach"
you can't spone a nobe unless you nobe the spone - (translated - you can't smoke a roach unless you extinguish the joint)- notice that nobe and spone can both be used as a verbs or nouns.
spone a nobe by tonus March 19, 2004

Allie spone

A freak w a sex dungeon that doubles as her bed
“Man last night Allie spone showed me her freaky ass sex dungeon
Allie spone by Yeahimprettysilly1212 February 27, 2024

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.