Spifey 

He uploads more than he has for the past months and years... His videos damage/kill your braincells. Maybe even one video is enough...

Spifey's videos kill my braincells.

Spifey by Pink Bananas are blue September 30, 2019

Spifey 

A minecraft youtuber with over 300k+ subscribers and epic content. He tries really hard to make videos often but fails horribly. Spifey is the father of all and deserves much love. He wants to be in minecraft Monday but isn't cool enough to get in.

"Wow! It has been 257 years and still no new Spifey video..."

"I got pregnant and gave birth four times and Spifey still hasn't uploaded...."

Spifey by thincrustpizza14 July 30, 2019

Spifey 

YouTuber with 110K+ Subscribers on YouTube
Known for being horrible at Minecraft and uploading once an eternity on YouTube
Beaver/Walrus/Warless

Depressed guy 1: Hey, Spifey uploaded!
Depressed guy 2: WAAAAAT NO WAYYY

Spifey by Rickie75 May 18, 2018

Spifey 

Spifey is a minecraft youtuber and twitch streamer with over a million subscribers. You lose ten brain cells watching each video of his. He’s also a very tall boy.

“Wow Spifey is a fucking giant”

“SPIFEY NO”

“spifey omg your mic is muted”

Spifey by spifeybrainrot November 24, 2020

Spifey 

A Minecraft YouTuber who plays on hypixel and kills nerds

Spifey is bad at minecraft

Spifey by OneUse May 10, 2018

Spifey 

A way of saying someone is a Walrus, but instead, a Walrus with a lower IQ then normal.

Joe: *spills coffee all over the floor
Adam: "Goddamnit Joe, you're such a Spifey."

Spifey by notmoosh123 October 3, 2017

spifey 

a loser who i simp for

god spifey is so gorgeous

spifey by simp4spifey January 18, 2021