Sparkinson's

n.

A play on the name of the degenerative disorder, Parkinson's disease, which can refer to a couple of things:

1. The immature desire flick the flint wheel of a lighter repeatedly when idle. Widely considered irritating.

2. Hastily sparking a joint/cigarette/etc. without at all checking if the attending party is willing or prepared.

1. "Holy hell, Jim-- can you stop lighting that lighter? You act like you've got Sparkinson's or something."

2. "We told you we weren't ready to smoke yet, but you still lit that joint without asking. Do you have Sparkinson's or something?"

Sparkinson's by TheStonerDictionary October 25, 2012

Sparkinson's Disease 

Where one is afflicted by the extreme desire to smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and/or, when one feels inclined to provide marijuana for all people participating in said act.

"Bro im sparkin everybody up tonight, its like I got SPARKINSON'S DISEASE

Sparkinson's Disease by Dr.Sparkinsons May 29, 2012

parkinson's law 

Work expands as to fill the time available for its completion.

I usually have 9-10 accounting problems to do each week, which usually take around five or six hours to complete. Last night I only had one. It took me seven.

Parkinson's Law <3

parkinson's law by Can you feel it February 21, 2007

Snarkinson's Disease

A common neurologic disease caused by uncontrollable bouts of snarkiness, a combination of sarcasm, snottiness and cynicism. Signs of the disease include sarasctic comments, witty quips, and rude comebacks.

Jamie's rude comments and snotty remarks in the meeting lead me to believe she may be suffering from Snarkinson's disease.

Snarkinson's Disease by The Devil's Gazette December 3, 2009

Parkinson's disease 

A progressive neurodegenerative disease that causes tremors, stiffness, and rigidity in the muscles. There is no known cause or cure. Mohammad Ali and Michael J Fox both suffer from early onset Parkinson's disease. Early onset parkinsons often ends in a wheel chair with the ability to only move their eyes.

My father was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.

Parkinson's disease by Educatedperson October 12, 2014

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's 

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's (or AIP), is the term used to describe the uncontrollable, Parkinson's-esque tremors experienced after a heavy night on the sauce. Main culprits are spirits, sugary cocktails and highly caffeinated beverages. Not to be confused with cold induced shivers or regular Parkinson's.

Oli: "Why are you shaking so much?"
Pete: "Got way too drunk last night, woke up with a serious case of Alcohol Induced Parkinson's today."

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's by Neddie Walker November 1, 2013

Rosa Parkinson’s 

it’s a disease where if you can’t sit at the front of the bus you die.

Timothy:Let me sit at the front of the bus bro
Chad:Why

Timothy:Because I have rosa parkinson’s

Chad:Shit bro that’s all you had to say

Rosa Parkinson’s by Intellectuallychallenged February 1, 2019