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A soldier asked Eminem for his autograph 

A soldier
asked Eminem for his autograph.
Eminem replied,

Sure, if I can have yours.
Hey dido, did you know a soldier asked Eminem for his autograph?

Oh? Thats news to me bub!

labored as a soldier 

the state of being achieved by smoking bud (usually a nice, fat blunt) after already being belligerently drunk. awesome feeling, may result in vomiting
if you drink before you smoke, you will get labored as a soldier

ride it like a soldier 

When a female rides the dick hard and with a lot of zest.
"Ride it like a soldier."
dude believe me when I tell you, she rode it like a soldier.

National send a booty pic to a soldier day 

Celebrated on May the 14th

A Soldier’s Minute 

The alarm went off - She smiled and hit the snooze button offering me a soldier’s minute.