So Jesus 

A little-known person/object/trend you've discovered before it's caught on, but that you know will become popular and mainstream way after the fact.

(i.e. How Jesus only had a following of a few people, and then modern Christianity became trendy and caught on way later.)

"Did you see Seth Rogen on Freaks & Geeks?"
"He's so Jesus, his fame will explode in a few years."

So Jesus by Mariah Scary April 5, 2008

I'm so Jesus 

Being incredibly talented at something or to perform an extraordinary task.

Guy #1: Omg! You saw that head-shot 360 no-scope from across the map?! I'm so Jesus at this game!

Guy #2: Yup, that was definitely Jesus!

I'm so Jesus by Bl4k May 1, 2011

Kyun is so hot jesus 

KYUN OMG IM GONNA FUCKING CUMMM UGHHHHH

noro: Kyun is so hot jesus
maic: kyu i s o hot
Admda: ky s hot
jimy: kyuu so ho
ahanf: ky s ho

Kyun is so hot jesus by A random 13 y/o girl May 27, 2021

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>> 

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>> by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025