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Smurphed 

same as fucked, can be used as smurph...smurphing...
yo this shit got me smurphed... or ... yo i wanna smurph the shit outa her... or ...i was smurphin that bitch all night long
Smurphed by Timmy Mina March 9, 2003
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smurphey 

A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.
Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.
smurphey by luke nash March 24, 2009

Smurpled 

someone who has been painted or covered in the colour smurple.
"Scott threw the paint at Lacie, covering her face in the color smurple. She had been smurpled."
Smurpled by Scott M Sweeney January 22, 2005

Smurphet 

omgomg im playing SMURPHET, im going to get PWNT by his superior SKILLZ
Smurphet by #1 Smurphet Fan August 2, 2003