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the perfect vodka. it's right in between being so cheap that it may as well be rubbing alcohol and so expensive that you figure it's gotta be filtered with opium to cost that fucking much.
Annie loves getting crunked with her $13 smirnoffs!
smirnoff by kezbies January 29, 2008
Nickname given to the Russian Scientist, Alexei, by police chief Jim Hopper in Stranger Things.
Jim: Hey Smirnoff! Get back here!
Smirnoff by HammyHammHamster June 22, 2020
best vodka ever....cuz its russiann
i love smirnoff because it tastes so good, mmmmm
smirnoff by lala69 January 1, 2007
An excellent tasting alcoholic drink with the around the same proof as any ordinary beer but is still degraded by ignorant teens calling it "cheerleader beer" (obviously they think anything hardcore has to taste like shit)
dude1: why is everyone dissin my smirnoff when its the most popular beer at the party?

dude2: dickheads
smirnoff by GuitR November 8, 2008
Alcohol advertised to be vodka but really is shit. If you bring Smirnoff at a party, you really have to hate the person inviting you.
A: Want some vodka?
B: Yeah, sure... Wadya have?
A: Smirnoff
B: I thought you said you had vodka not dollar store booze....
smirnoff by virus612 October 17, 2013
1)The low proof vodka that is commonly known as "chic beer" or "cheerleader beer"
PS
It is also considered derogatory if a man is seen drinking a smirnoff.
I got to go to the gas station to buy some smirnoff for the girls.

Jim, why are you drinking a smirnoff? Are you gay?
smirnoff by Mr Sixpack April 23, 2008